![]() That would be a bargain.” It’s so painful. ![]() By the second session you’re like, “Oh, I would gladly pay $3000 to never come back here again. Which makes so much sense, now that I think about it. And, um… Isn’t that funny that that’s funny? And it’s a lie. And then back up to about the middle of my back. For every section of hair you want removed, you have to go have eight separate sessions, you know, like on each… So, for me, I was doing, like, from right below my belly button down to the floor. And, um… it wasn’t what I… I think I was naive, and I just thought you go, and you get… And your hair gets removed. And then I looked up the highest-rated laser hair removal place within three blocks of my apartment. Are you just impressed that I remember the date? What I’m saying is… we landed on Mars in 2012. You know, like, we landed on Mars… I think it was August 2012. ![]() Uh… I wanted the science to be at its peak. And… Did you just applaud that? You’re like, “Finally.” I got laser hair removal. You can hear me when I just talk like this? I, uh, got laser hair removal. If there’s an upgrade to be had, I would… “in I’d take it.”Ĭan you hear me when I just talk like this? This is a good sound system. I just, you know, if there’s a… I hate to complain. And, um, also, I noticed there’s come all over my tits. And also, um… There’s also some on, like, the nightstand. Um, but I… noticed there seems to be, um… semen on the… I think it’s called a duvet. And I was like, “Everything is so amazing.” Thank you so much. Why are you selling out your culture, Sarah? Sorry. And then, like, deducing from those patterns. And, um, I’ll never complain, because I’m so afraid of being, like, a complaining Jew. And I was just on the road, and I got to stay in some really nice hotels. But I… I don’t really understand the value of jewelry at all. I’m not… I have friends that love jewelry, and I love them. I don’t, um… You know, I’m wearing a onesie. You know, when you’re a comedian now, you really have to think things through before you post them, you know, on Twitter. And… I’m sorry I called for a military coup. I, um… Tweeted something, and, uh, it made some people feel the need to express, um, wanting to kill me. Girls and boys, please welcome to the stage.
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